Reality Checks

1 Several years ago, I worked in Program that assisted long-term Institutionalized Mental Health Clients transition into the Community. The Team consisted of a Leader, an RN, an Addictions Counsellor, and a couple of Case Managers. It was a revolutionary program in this area. When it began, we had a basic framework to work from. So the five of us team members laid down the format.

In the beginning, the program required a lot of Planning Meetings. Since it was a Team Approach, all members had an equal say. At times, the meetings could become loud and a little chaotic. When this would happen, the Addictions Counsellor would say, "People! People! This AIN'T emergency brain surgery!"

This "Reality Check" allowed us to pause, chuckle, and continue the problem-solving process with a more realistic attitude.

"This ain't emergency brain surgery" became a favorite reality check.

What's your favorite reality check?

Dave
"Worst that could happen is they quit breathing, and you know where the code cart is, right?"Mwuhahaha!

"Just like in the BIG medical centers..." whackawhacka

"I don't care if you have a medical degree, I still know this patient better than you do."

Before you over react...................take your own pulse first!

"Chill, chill....Remember, all bleeding stops eventually, and asystole is the most stable rhythm!"

what my granddaughter claims" It isn't rocket surgery"

"Relax! I'm trying to save your life!"

How about "There will be a mandatory staff meeting at 8:30 am. All staff are required to attend. Have all am meds and care completed by that time."

Good ones! (I'm still chuckling over "Relax! I'm trying to save your life!")Here's one a stone-faced surgeon gave to me in his deadpan delivery after I dropped a kelley on the sterile field:"Never say 'oops' when the patient's awake."But I guess you could also call that "some good advice".Thanks for the reality checks.Dave