Could You Use A Snippet Of Humour Today?

23 [font=copperplate gothic bold] it was entertainment night at the senior center .

[font=copperplate gothic bold] claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "i'm here to put you into a trance. i intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

[font=copperplate gothic bold] the excitement was almost electric as claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.

[font=copperplate gothic bold] "i want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. it's a very special watch.

[font=copperplate gothic bold] it's been in my family for six generations." he began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "watch the watch,
watch the watch, watch the watch..."

[font=copperplate gothic bold] the crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

[font=copperplate gothic bold] hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

[font=copperplate gothic bold]"$h!t!" said the hypnotist.

[font=copperplate gothic bold]it took three days to clean up the senior center ..

[font=copperplate gothic bold]claude was never invited back to entertain, ever again.
great one! i copied it and have already sent it halfway around the world :dhere's one from my inbox...[font=kristen itc][font=kristen itc]the other night i was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'[font=kristen itc] i told my husband that i would be home by midnight, 'i promise!' well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, i headed for home. just as i got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, i cuckooed another 9 times..i was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos midnight!) [font=kristen itc]the next morning my husband asked me what time i got in, i told him 'midnight'... he didn’t seem pi$$ed off in the least.whew, i got away with that one! then he said 'we need a new cuckoo clock.'when i asked him why, he said, 'well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh $hit.' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.[font=kristen itc]

Those BOTH had me sitting here at work (on a snow day, the only one in!) giggling to myself! Wonderful!!

You guys are so funny!!!.. Thanks for the laugh :heartbeat

Nice.....