Crusty Old Bat Society

4 I have asked before - How does one joined. How crusty does one have to be? Is 52 Old enough? Are we talking about the flying Mammal or a baseball bat? Are there dues? Enguiring minds want to know!

Hppy
Send $36,000 in small bills to me and I will forward you your membership card. PS: You're plenty 'mature'!

I believe one of the requirements is to be accused, at least once, of NETY in a post. I think that may be substituted with an allegation that you are just jealous because the poster is young and beautiful and you are old, ugly and behind the times.

BrandonLPN nominated me, but he is neither crusty nor old, so not sure if I made the cut.

Welcome to the club