How do I get out of being a nurse?

I've been a nurse for 4 years. I worked as a registrar/unit secretary/nurse's aid for 4 years before that. I like people. However, I'm not a really good nurse. I try, but I'm slow and recently I opened my stupid fat mouth and said something TOTALLY inappropriate to one of my patients. Like I ended up telling a teen that pot was safe....I don't know why that came out of my mouth, well I do, but I don't. Anyway, I'm a ****** nurse and would really appricate some advice on other jobs I could do in nursing with minimal patient interaction or other careers out side of nursing that have minimal customer contact but maybe wouldn't have to go to school for another 4 years to get into.

Thanks for any suggestions a head of time.
Nursing careers where you would have minimal patient face time.Nursing educationORInfection ControlPharmaceuticalsLeadership

Thank you AsystoleRN

Research isn't too bad either. I am enjoying it.

1. Nurse consultant2. Unit manager3. Corporate nurse4. Worker's compensation nurse5. Telephonic triage nurse6. Occupational health nurse7. Chief nursing officer8. Staffing coordinator9. Case manager10. Advice hotline nurse

Medical records technician, if you can deal with paperwork.

I'm not sure we should encourage nurses who don't want to participate in patient care to become leaders and educators.

I have to say Op, I did laugh out loud when I read your reason why. I am weird that way, I know.

Quote from nurse2033I'm not sure we should encourage nurses who don't want to participate in patient care to become leaders and educators.

Quote from TheCommuter10. Advice hotline nurse

1. nurse consultant2. unit manager3. corporate nurse4. worker's compensation nurse5. telephonic triage nurse6. occupational health nurse7. chief nursing officer8. staffing coordinator9. case manager10. advice hotline nurse nursing educationorinfection controlpharmaceuticalsleadership you don't have a very high opinion of any of these, do you? lessee now, she says a bad nurse, she's slow, and she impulsively blurts out inappropriate misinformation. i don't see that person working in any of these positions.

Quote from Asystole RNNursing careers where you would have minimal patient Nursing education

Quote from AOx1Sorry, this is not the case unless you only teach online or lecture. I teach lecture and clinical. I have ten students each day, with 2-4 patients each. I am in each room at least once, barring some emergency. I don't consider that minimal contact with patients.