Infection Control.......Help!

I am just wondering if you guys can help me out. We are trying to think of a creative, but amazingly humorous nickname for our infection control practicioner. We thought about Germ Nazi, but that might be too harsh. We also discussed the Germinator. Let me know if you have anything else.
Captain Fomite? (oh, how I miss the Crusty Old Bat Society... we haven't had an epic thread in ages around here!)

Just curious as to why?

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Germ Guru.

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Germ Goddess comes to mind also.