Read my resume?

I don't see a thread like this, so I'll start with mine. I've re-written this thing countless times, but here's my latest copy using suggestions recently received - mainly keeping it to one page, and using a specific, buisness like email address which I just opened. If others want to follow suit in this thread, then by all means do. All suggestions welcomed.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...COB6-N2MI/edit