Funny drug compilations

1 While taking care of a coke addict I've made up a new drug: Xanhaldon!

Xanax, Haldol, and Geodon!


What are some of your unique drug compilations?
Jaegermeister + Rumple minzeThe Screaming NaziOh wait you were asking for drug combinations . . .

The Rogue Elephant:Two tots Spiced Gold in a highball glass over crushed ice, fill with Amarula Cream (local cream liqueur made from marula fruit.)This one'll pick you up and toss you!SO WHAT if it doesn't come out of an ampule!

Generic name for Viagra ---- Mycoxafloppin.Ooops! Pardon me, I'm not following the rules...

I heard of a weight loss drug once... noacetol...(pronounce it numerous times)

I've also heard Mycoxafailin, plus some others which, sadly, I can't remember.... Something to do with aged people with perky boobs and great erections and absolutely no idea what to do with them....

Sometimes patients make up their own drug combos. I had a patient who asked for a Loralax every morning. Loralax=Lortab plus Laxative. I need to market that. Kill two birds with one stone....

In that case I'd like a case of Zofralax. I'm on zofran for hyperemesis gravidarum. It keeps things from coming out of both ends, unfortuanatly! too bad I'm not supposed to take any laxatives while pregnant....sigh.

Quote from OttawaRPNGeneric name for Viagra ---- Mycoxafloppin.Ooops! Pardon me, I'm not following the rules...

When we have repeat drug seekers come in, we joke and say to give them some Norsaline, and save the better drugs for people who need them. Norsaline = normal salineWe never really do it of coarse.

OMG norsaline!!!! Why didn't I think of that one. Could have really used it on my dilaudid seeker the other day.

If you ain't got any Norsaline, try obecalp...NOTE: I've never actually done that although a Hospitalist and I jokingly(or was he?) discussed it once...