MD Quote of the Week

10 Doctor: "Well, she must be bleeding somewhere! Is she bleeding somewhere?"

Me: "She has gross hematuria."

Doctor: "No, no, no, I mean, is she bleeding anywhere. Like a GI bleed, or a brain bleed?"

Well, Doctor, let me get out my CT scan glasses and find a radiologist to go kidnap. So sorry for misunderstanding your question.
from cardiologist: "I don't know anything about insulin. I just work on the heart".

from office nurse: "How do you spell lisinopril?"

Doctor on the phone with a nurse on another floor who is calling about a patient with chest pain. Patient tells the nurse to hold on and turns to one of my floor nurses "So if you had a patient with chest pain and a low BP what would you give them?"

Call from MD to nurse at SNF:Hey! I'm just sitting here trying to fill out this guy's death certificate. What was the cause of death on this one anyway?

I don't get it; docs depend on us for information and suggestions. What's wrong with it? I just don't get why this post is trying to make docs look dumb.In all the posts on this thread, the docs were asking a nurse for information that the nurse (IMO) should have been able to provide. We must be able to get along with each other. Having suggestion and solutions available is part of the relationship that we share IMO. Many times we are the eyes and ears for the docs; if they trust a nurse enough to want an opinion about what's best for a patient............how is that wrong?I realize there are some real A holes out there but the same applies to nursing. We shouldn't let a few ruin the delicate, vital relationship that we share with each other.

seen in MD's notes, on a male pt." He has had a hysterectomy"

Quote from tyvini don't get it; docs depend on us for information and suggestions. what's wrong with it? i just don't get why this post is trying to make docs look dumb.in all the posts on this thread, the docs were asking a nurse for information that the nurse (imo) should have been able to provide. we must be able to get along with each other. having suggestion and solutions available is part of the relationship that we share imo. many times we are the eyes and ears for the docs; if they trust a nurse enough to want an opinion about what's best for a patient............how is that wrong?i realize there are some real a holes out there but the same applies to nursing. we shouldn't let a few ruin the delicate, vital relationship that we share with each other.

//lighten up -- i think it's supposed to be a humor thread.//that's fine as long as you have the same attitude when you overhear some docs discussing the "rn quote of the day".

Dr where I work-- Do what you gotta do, but don't get caught.

Quote from cabanaboythat's fine as long as you have the same attitude when you overhear some docs discussing the "rn quote of the day".

Doc to me (after a heated discussion) "What charm school did you go to? Cause I certainly wouldn't want to send my daughter there." Yes, really happened!

Haha, I have one.. this doc is renown for his 'absent-mindedness'. I called at 2am for a patient out of control.. Sudden aggression and AMS, NOT the norm for this guy as he was usually more than receptive to nursing and assessing him. This man, who was normally W/C bound, was attempting to go up and down the halls stumbling around with his IV yanking out of his arm, wouldn't let me get near him to even check his o2 sat or BP. Screaming and yelling and trying to hit.. I could not TOUCH the guy. I called the doc.. explained the situation about the pt's sudden change in mental status and flailing/unstable behavior in the hall way and he says to me "Um, I don't know what to do'. I'm like.. well this man is at this very moment at the end of his IV tubing trying to walk down the hall, going to fall on his head... I need SOMETHING!! I'm thinking it's neuro and possibly life threatening, so I told him I'm calling 911 so he can be eval'd in the ER. Doc says 'Yea, I guess that's a good idea, do that." THANK YOU!Anyways, when EMS came, they couldn't get the guy to consent to go, had to call police and took 8 men to hold him down to sedate him and get him outa there. He punched the sheriff in the face, bit the paramedics, kicked screamed, swore... And guess what his dx was? AMBIEN PSYCHOSIS.. He had been taking Ambien for at least 5 years prior, NOT a new med for him!... It was funny because I jokingly said to the medic 'I wonder if it was the Ambien he got at 1o'.. totally didn't think it would have been that.He actually told one of the nurse's to that went to visit him afterwards to apologize to me for creating such a ruckus. LOL.