So if all nurses are heroes.......

3 Hey there! This is just for fun... Every now and then I like to start a post that's light and refreshing. Some of the posts here can really bring me down, LoL! Soooo with that said:

If nurses were a team of hereos:
a) What would your superhero name be?
b) What would be your superpower?
c) What would be your nemesis/villians name?


Superhero name: "Super Ventriculator"Special power: Can normalize an irregular heartbeat with mental powersNemesis: "Tachycardion Tamponadinator"Ya like???

Superhero: Bionic Woman NurseSpecial Power: Better than I was, stonger, fasterNemisis: Destroyer of Negativity

Wait...one more and I'll stop, I promise lol!!!Superhero name: "Dischargertron"Special power: Patients immediately recover when in my presence..no treatment required due to my enormous bionic healing forces.Nemesis: "Admittinator-CBC"

Superhero: Nurse Dynamite ! Special power: To blow up any disease process like cancer, URI's, infectious diseases and etc.villian: UTI monster

Whoo Hoo!! I feel healthier already!! YAY SUPER NURSES!!!

Hydromorphmancan knock down pain with a single dosenarcanman

ROFL, emtb2rn - reminds me of a recurring joke with a few of our staff, discussing the event that we ever lost our jobs and licenses and had to take up "exotic dance" to pay the bills. #1 stage name? "Delada," * of course. * Say it fast and it sounds an awful lot like a very well-known trade name for hydromorphone...That said, on to the Resuscitation League:"The Cardioverter" - able to psychically convert any arrhythmia to NSR by staring at the patient's rhythm strip. "A-fib, begone!""Easy Breather" - with powers over ventilation and perfusion. Can tag-team with Electrolytra to get your patient out of respiratory acidosis. "A little BiPAP, a little bicarb, and we're in business.""Electrolytra" - able to control electrolyte disturbances. Magic word: "KAYEXALATE!""He-Mostasis Man" - can use his "Clotting Factors" to stop bleeding and reverse coagulopathies. "DIC is no match for me!"Opposed by the Crash Crew:"The Edematous Flash" - can flood lungs with a single glance. "She was fine three minutes ago, I swear!""Triaginator" - ties up your triage station for hours gabbing about ingrown toenails while 35 patients wait in chairs. Usually works in tandem with The Silent MI."The Silent MI" - Alter ego: Joe Papercut. Sits in your waiting room for hours with a chief complaint of nothing, before magically transforming into a full-blown resuscitation case."Dr. Dismal" - can psychically erase physician orders for antibiotics, fluids, pain management and diets, thereby leaving your patients miserable and you with no recourse....This is entirely too much fun.

Name: The Rage WhispererPower: Capable of knocking the crazy out of anyone with my Geodon and Ativan radioactive rays. Nemesis: Borderline Betty, Histrionic Hillary, and Narcissistic Nancy

Name: NarcoticoPower: Transport to an alternate universeNemesis: Mr Letmsuffer

I loved wearing my SUPERNURSE SUIT, but now there arent any phone booths anymore.No pain no gain but I can stop the pain and you will start the gain.My nemesis would be the idiot in management that says "A NURSE IS A NURSE"

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