Nursing School Yearbook Ideas Appreciated

Could you please help me compile a list of 'superlatives' that I can include in my nursing school yearbook. Here are some categories that I am considering:

Most likely to become CEO of a hospital.
Most likely to work nights.
Most likely to work in pediatrics.
Most likely to work in a psych ward.
Most likely to work in a plastic surgeon's office.
Most likely to work in a prison.

Please share any suggestions you have that might enhance my yearbook. Thank you very much.
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