Nursing Character Names

Hey y'all!

I need help coming up with the perfect nurse-ish character names for a short story I'm writing on unit teamwork... I need one clear "bad guy" and one obviously "good guy." any ideas?? So far I have:

Biohazard Barb
Hand-Hygiene Helga
Code Blue Sue
I & O Joe
Bath-time Betty
Ativan Annie
O2 Lou

I always appreciate the feedback I get from the members on this board, so what do you think? Can you think of any more "nurse" related ones?

thank you!!
How about Slacker Suzie or Sam. We all have worked with a few of those.

Fomite Francine?But for realz I'm going to make my coworkers refer to me as bath-time B from now on, Lmao.

Bed alarm BenFall Risk FranCall Light ConniePenny Pain managerMed cart MartinI'm sleepy so these are corny lol

I thought MeRSA was a pretty name, much better than Sea Diff. Okay, maybe I should go to bed.

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Oh, and please post the story when you are finished--I think it would be a great read!!



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How about Instead of Nicole, Ni-colace

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I have a coworker who I call Negative Nancy, kind of similar to that kid in the Sixth Sense with stuttering Stanley. When she complains about the assignment or a patient or something I say NEGATIVE NANCY, NEGATIVE NANCY! ... Yes, I am that mature.

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